Life would be such a disappointment if it always
stayed the same. It's very comforting to know that life is always evolving,
changing, and taking me by surprise. Yes, there are those things that stay
constant; God's love, my morning coffee, and that fact that I'll always be a
klutz. But most everything else could change at any given moment. I want to
remember what this season looks like and so I'm going to start an "In the
Moment" series. It's actually just a way of being able to post random
facts about my life, that don't really have a home... and have it sound chic.
So here are a few of my, "In the
Moment", moments.
* I have been seeing numbers consecutively and
it's starting to freak me out... 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44. Sometimes I will do it
every hour, three hours in a row. What the heck? At the wedding I shot on
Friday I pulled my phone out to check the time and it said 11:11. I think I
have a problem. Does this happen to anyone else?
* I am addicted to diet coke. It's terrible for
me. I know this. The chemicals, the addictive properties, the fact that it
hinders me from drinking what my body really needs; water. But I can't
stop the madness.
* Socks do not belong on sleeping feet. Did that
sound confusing? What I meant was I won't wear socks to bed. To a nap
maybe, but never at night. Claustrophobia will eventually
attack my feet and I will wake up in a fury trying to rip them off.
*
One time Erik fell asleep with his fingers in my tangled hair. He decided
to turn over and take me with him. I screamed loudly and then slugged him. We
are adventurous even when we are unconscious.
*
Matt's quote of the week:
He
was picking his nose and Erik gave him the "You shouldn't be doing
that!", glare. He asked, "Did you get it buddy?"
Matt's
reply, "I couldn't, it's a fast one." Hahaha
* The night after I do a wedding, I dream
wedding. All. Night. Long. Erik said the other night I woke him up because I
was talking in my sleep. Something about how all the groomsman were not
standing in the right order.
* JalapeƱo string cheese! When you go
to reach for your afternoon snack and you think to yourself, "I'm so bored
of this simple white stick of cheese. I wish I had a little spice in my
life." Remember this very small, but very powerful piece
of information. Spice it up. Get crazy. Have two! 3:00 will never be the
same!
* I like a clean house, but one odd thing about
me is I don't make my bed. Something I didn't inherit from my mom,
the bed-making queen! I will make it if it's your first time to my house, but
that's all you get. Remember it how it was because you will never see it like
that again, unless you happen to be over when another newcomer is visiting.
* What is it about us parents and wanting
our kids to have the same childhood experiences we did. Lucky Charms
has to be one of the worst cereals in a, "start your kids out on the right
foot, with good brain food," kinda way. But, we have to let
them indulge in the delight of the charms, we have to let them taste
the rainbow (oops, Skittles reference!); they are
magically delicious after all. While the kids were sugaring up one
early morning, Erik and I were reminiscing of the days when we would
eat all the marshmallows first and then the rest just tasted
like sugared cardboard. Ella pipes up, " You mean they had Lucky
Charms all the way back then?"
Oh my goodness, nothing like making you feel
real old, real quick. "Yes dear, all the way back then!"
* With all the advanced technology we
have, why is there still a delay when two news reporters are talking
to each other? Just sayin'.
* This girl needs a vacation. I mean,
like, really needs a vacation. With that said, I will never vacation here. Are
you kidding me, sleep underwater? I love that God made all the fish an
incredible home, but there is a reason he didn't give me the ability to breath
underwater. I will let them enjoy their home in peace and quiet and will find
myself a nice cabana on the beach, thank you very much!
Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI think that the double and triple numbers you are seeing are trying to tell you to lay off the Diet Coke. Loved this post and I totally want that underwater bedroom!
ReplyDeletehahaha!! Those were great! Now I HAVE to try the Jalepeno cheese sticks!! YUM!!
ReplyDeleteOk..now I've got to try Jalapeno string cheese! And I can relate about not wearing socks when you sleep!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
Fun post! :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE this post. i am addicted to diet soda as well. it's awful, but oh well. and jalapeno string cheese sounds AMAZEBALLS!
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